My weekend

My weekend

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

derpycats:

Uh?-derpy-what?-awakening  Derpy cheers, missisanfi

derpycats:

Uh?-derpy-what?-awakening  
Derpy cheers, missisanfi

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

aro-ace-skeleton-warrior:

jack-o-liam:

sounds about right 

Important info for the skeleton war

aro-ace-skeleton-warrior:

jack-o-liam:

sounds about right 

Important info for the skeleton war

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

fllowerqueen:

i want a relationship but also terrified of them

impactings:

I hate nights like these.
I miss the feeling of being cuddled up against someone at night and stealing the blankets from them. I miss fighting over who gets the fluffy pillow. I miss having someone run their fingers through my hair and rubbing my back until I passed out. I miss falling asleep to…